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BigMatti'z Pleasure Gap!Jeremy Beadles Withering Hand Makes Me Horny!! 6 février BigMatti'z Holiday ExtravaganzaHolla holla, woop woop!!
My leave from work is all booked and ready 2 gooo.... all i gotta do now in work my lil ass a lil harder, do shit loads of overtime and my sorry ass will be airbourne the end of July. Im gonna make love 2 my great friend Tim on a plane, always wanted 2 join the mile high club.
Wen our testicles reach land on the other side we will be in the JFK Airport in New York, after 4 nights here, we're gonna fly to Vancouver, hire a car, spend just short of 3 weeks driving down the west coast, then fly back 2 New York fron San Diego and have 2 more nights in New York!! Now, does that sound like a shit hot plan or wot... yeah gay boys, u all wanna go dontcha??? n tap my airbourne ass?? cant say i blame u, ur only human!!
save £3000 n mite b almost ready 2 go!!
Another 2 n a half hr gym work out 2nite.... opppph daddy, im gonna av 2 register my guns soon, i can barely conceal them any more!!
Dats all i can b arsed 2 report on rite now, i was gonna talk about my funny looking hairly lump on the underside of my shaft but its just dropped off!!
I'd say sweet dreams but i dont wish u sweet dreams at all!!
Nite nite, hope u all choke in ur sleep! xxxxxx 2 février Its rhyme time, feltchers!!dats rite, my raging retards, its time for a rhyme! 2days topic is my love for midgets!
take it away BigMatti...
wen i was 15 i stole a midget, i called her bridget and tied her legs behind her legs cuz she liked to fidget. i used to smack her all over the place, so hard she needed a neck brace, sprayed mace in her face, she was a disgrace, i told her she can be replaced, she couldnt stand the pace so i burst her ear drums with 15,000 Watts of bass. She was shit at giving head, i just wanted sumwhere for my gonhorrea to spread, i fucked her mouth till her gums bled red, she bit down on my nuts, this retard had some guts. she spat my prick on my feet, was about to give her a beat when out of her beaver crawled a deformed golden retriever. it ran off with my cock, i stood there in shock, then i pulled out my glock and shot the fucka down dead... yeah, dats right bitches, im a lyrical genius... u knows it!!! 27 janvier Gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!!!!!Nar then cocksuckaz, check my new vid!! the uva was just 2 disgusting for you retards so ive tamed it down with a lil visual singalong to a rendition of GAY BAR as sung by wee lil bob!!
Check out the owner of bob at http://spaces.msn.com/queenfrithness/
Step the fuck back shawties!! 23 janvier I have some new friends!!Im soo happy today, i have aquired some new EMO friends, they are sooooooooo sweet!! one of em proper fancies me, shes called Lozz, the uva one just wants to kill himself, bless him, he's called George!! they r really nice and im glad they have become a part of my life!! Thanks u guys, i owe u one!! Check em out, http://spaces.msn.com/members/lozrocks051991/ http://spaces.msn.com/members/notthathole/ 19 janvier BigMatti's top pick!!Today my bell blowers, i'd like to introduce to you a very useless website of mine, I call it peter feather, but its real name is wikipedia. Its proper bo! Its like the worlds biggest encyclopedia, anyone can add to it n sh1t! but y u getting so horny from it matt?? well i'll tell ya, cuz i typed in Andrew Ridgeley and Jeremy Beadle and it enlightened me on both wankers!
Now thats good service!
Check it out
Peace Re-a-tards in Leotards
A leotard is a skin-tight one-piece garment that covers the torso and body but leaves the legs free. It was made famous by the French acrobatic performer Jules Léotard (1839-1870), about whom the song "The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze" was written. The first known use of the name leotard came only in 1886, many years after Léotard's death. Léotard himself called the garment a maillot, which in French has now come to mean a swimsuit. Leotards are worn by acrobats, gymnasts, dancers and circus performers both as practice garments and performance costumes. They are often worn together with tights. Leotards are entered through the neck. (Constrast with bodysuits, which generally have snaps at the crotch, allowing the garment to be pulled on over the head.) Scoop-necked leotards have wide neck openings and are held in place by the elasticity of the garment. Others are crew-necked or turtle-necked and close at the back of the neck with a zipper or snaps. There are sleeveless, short-sleeved and long-sleeved leotards. A variation is the unitard, which also covers the legs. Leotards can also be worn as lingerie and are eroticised by some people, often as part of a wider spandex fetishism.
See... it always cums up trumps... personally, i cum up anus' and vaginas! |
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